*watching my friends play Left 4 Dead 2*
Me: So this game is just about shooting zombies with guns?
Friend: Yeah, basically. *picks up new gun, shoots zombies*
Me: Aren't there any other weapons you can use, other than guns?
Friend: Um, look. Here's a guitar. *discards gun, picks up guitar*
Me: Oh.
Me (thinking to self): ("It's the power of music. He's going to strum the guitar and music notes are going to stream out the other end, killing zombies with the sheer power of music.")
Friend: *swings guitar, bashes a zombies head wide open*
Me:
